Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #18414
Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
Quote #16061
The miserable have no other medicine But only hope.
Quote #19096
One cool judgment is worth a dozen hasty councils. The thing to do is...
Quote #11780
Be wiser than other people if you can but do not tell them so.
Quote #4158
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Quote #20263
I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do...
Quote #15544
Doing what’s right is no guarantee against misfortune.
Quote #14103
There are men whom a happy disposition, a strong desire of glory and esteem,...
Quote #2433
Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...