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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end...
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Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days,...
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Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and...
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To become an able and successful man in any profession, three things are necessary,...
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A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him I...
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We need not think alike to love alike.
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Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...