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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13838

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Quote #7585

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Alexander Smith

Quote #17571

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Memory is a man’s real possession…In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else...
Athenus

Quote #10243

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #17

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
Katharine Hepburn

Quote #14121

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Jerry Garcia

Quote #13219

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s pretty clear now that what looked like it might have been some kind...
George Burns

Quote #7771

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Quote #18616

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To hold a pen is to be at war.
Sophocles

Quote #1077

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.
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