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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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…happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
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Eternity’s a terrible thought. I mean, where’s it all going to end
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When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby...
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I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
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He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts.