Quote #4282
Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.
Quote #20436
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #15044
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #20858
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Quote #1070
No man loves life like him that’s growing old.
Quote #7438
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...
Quote #14499
Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market or the precipice.
Quote #18901
The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the...
Quote #17624
You can tell the ideas of a nation by it’s advertisements.
Quote #10526
Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can’t retire...