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We must get the American public to look past the glitter, beyond the showmanship,...
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There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things...
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Ring Announcer What’s your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That’s it...
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It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
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Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...
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Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
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Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...