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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be...
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Time–our youth–it never really goes, does it It is all held in our minds.
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He who spares the wicked injures the good.
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
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Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before...
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Any clod can have the facts having opinions is an art.
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He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...