Quote #10954
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #8670
When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.
Quote #3607
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #7762
If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
Quote #2046
Humore is an affirmation of man’s dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all...
Quote #3297
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #18340
Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.
Quote #21243
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #10635
The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result...