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Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
James Cash Penney

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I will have no man work for me who has not the capacity to...
Lance Morrow

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The real 196s began on the afternoon of November 22, 1963….It came to seem...
Ovid

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Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Children are all foreigners.
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They are the guiding oracles which man has found out for himself in that...
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Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Elbert Hubbard

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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using...
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