Quote #12425
Now I shall return to my village and there will remain at the disposition...
Quote #12563
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
Quote #12533
Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest...
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #9702
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
Quote #8820
The result justifies the deed.
Quote #3382
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #19470
Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
Quote #13994
We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...