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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
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The truth is often a terrible weapon of aggression. It is possible to lie,...
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When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
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A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
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Careers, like rockets, don’t always take off on schedule. The key is to keep...
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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do...
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Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or...
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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God knows that a mother needs fortitude and courage and tolerance and flexibility and...