Quote #17230
Don’t ask silly questions if you don’t want foolish answers.
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #7263
The 1976 Bicentennial is not going to be invented in Washington, printed in triplicate...
Quote #19966
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #14699
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #19937
She wanted something to happen – something, anything she did not know what.
Quote #798
Before we take to the sea, we walk on land. . . Before we...
Quote #18473
Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.
Quote #20879
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
Quote #18615
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must...