Quote #13292
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it...
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The world must be made safe for democracy. Its peace must be planted upon...
Quote #5093
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...
Quote #4973
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most...
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Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
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When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...
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Thought is the wind, knowledge the sail, and mankind the vessel.
Quote #20914
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Quote #5091
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.