Quote #4930
Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.
Quote #19082
The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.
Quote #13342
Because systems of mass communication can communicate only officially acceptable levels of reality, no...
Quote #6628
The computer is a moron.
Quote #12728
Nice guys finish last.
Quote #4708
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #11868
The more you know, the less you understand.
Quote #21458
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #8523
Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
Quote #10730
In baseball, you don’t know nothing.