Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #16643
You’ve got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Quote #8901
As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
Quote #10571
Courage comes and goes. Hold on for the next supply.
Quote #6056
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #1680
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is...
Quote #12058
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #12315
Golf is like a love affair if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no...
Quote #18798
It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
Quote #12070
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National...