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Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
Quote #9794
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #11699
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #13711
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #8459
Concentration is the ability to think about absolutely nothing when it is absolutely necessary.
Quote #10965
At a certain age some people’s minds close up they live on their intellectual...
Quote #20068
The more alternatives, the more difficult the choice.
Quote #11431
If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death,...
Quote #11433
What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that...
Quote #12946
Should we feel at times disheartened and discouraged, a confiding thought, a simple movement...