Quote #14439
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
Quote #18347
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
Quote #18796
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #3331
Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the...
Quote #17078
The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
Quote #21199
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
Quote #1672
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
Quote #19195
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #5600
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
Quote #2326
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask...