Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.
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Knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
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It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money....
Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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A man’s women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and...
Quote #5094
It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of...
Quote #15452
The successful people are the ones that can think up stuff for the rest...
Quote #20735
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Quote #19240
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...