Quote #14673
It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
Quote #19900
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #9208
When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for...
Quote #20135
Man is what he eats.
Quote #15699
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #7091
Never explain–your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you...
Quote #20177
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Quote #14710
Heal another’s heart and in the process you will heal your own.
Quote #20982
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.