Quote #19617
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #12490
I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal.
Quote #7518
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
Quote #12245
Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just...
Quote #8553
I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
Quote #1729
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly...
Quote #4698
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this...
Quote #11439
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #11081
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #3451
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.