Quote #9664
There is no love lost between us.
Quote #11030
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #11606
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
Quote #14521
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #18084
It is a lovely thing to have a husband and wife developing together and...
Quote #4022
It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.
Quote #3298
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
Quote #20472
That’s the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home....