Quote #14576
Tell me, and I’ll forget. Show me, and I’ll remember. Involve me, and I’ll...
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #5522
First Appeared in 1721
Quote #5225
A thief believes everybody steals.
Quote #15201
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes...
Quote #13001
It’s not a slam at you when people are rude-it’s a slam at the...
Quote #15384
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #13035
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Quote #7233
I had never expected that the China initiative would come to fruition in the...
Quote #2686
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...