Quote #3550
The preamble to the Constitution states We, the People of the United States, in...
Quote #18738
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
Quote #20473
Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
Quote #171
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
Quote #8214
It’s difficult to see that people are starving in this country because food isn’t...
Quote #10913
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
Quote #9194
Three o’clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to...
Quote #15817
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #3289
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
Quote #14374
It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious...