Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #11956
Kites rise highest against the wind—not with it.
Quote #7146
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
Quote #9665
That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...
Quote #20027
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #1896
Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.
Quote #21541
Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
Quote #1683
There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate when...
Quote #16164
If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull...
Quote #15517
I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I...