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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once....
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Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future...
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We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is...
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A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s...
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The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
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Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of...
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An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have...
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and...