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Personality is born out of pain. It is the fire shut up in the...
Quote #4162
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
Quote #11447
Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #2784
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...
Quote #18291
It is by chance we met by choice we became friends.
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The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #8281
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
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Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
Quote #11202
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...