Quote #6989
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #3124
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Quote #16730
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #4993
He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
Quote #9744
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #17237
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
Quote #13497
Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is...
Quote #16199
The foundation of true holiness and true Christian worship is the doctrine of the...
Quote #16933
What brings joy to the heart is not so much the friend’s gift as...
Quote #10212
Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.