Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #12900
Every disappointment gives you opportunity to make another appointment.
Quote #5437
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us...
Quote #5426
A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Quote #12109
Know that the pain will pass, and, when it passes, you will be stronger,...
Quote #12877
Divine right went out with the American Revolution and doesn’t belong to the White...
Quote #19072
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #2143
Adversity is the first path to truth.
Quote #15523
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
Quote #7947
When a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates...