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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
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Always behave like a duck – keep calm and unruffled on the surface but...
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Let us say what we feel, and feel what we say let speech harmonize...
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My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder...
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I was never less alone than while by myself.
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #1241
The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
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No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...