Quote #9701
Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it...
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America is not like a blanket — one piece of unbroken cloth, the same...
Quote #1608
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #10445
No one can possibly know what is about to happen it is happening, each...
Quote #11266
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #12072
At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
Quote #2521
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #6952
The truth, as the light, makes blind.
Quote #1642
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #21135
I think people that have a brother or sister don’t realize how lucky they...