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The older dictators fell because they could never supply their subjects with enough bread,...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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When one door closes another door opens but we so often look so long...
Quote #18983
It is easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows by like a song,...
Quote #12570
I write entirely to find out what I’m thinking, what I’m looking at, what...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #9844
There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought...
Quote #12935
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
Quote #21537
Life here is so elemental. So real. Without the interference of civilization you can...
Quote #18794
I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist...