Quote #10680
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.
Quote #10872
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road....
Quote #19177
Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again....
Quote #13969
A resolution to avoid an evil is seldom framed till the evil is so...
Quote #20937
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Quote #14920
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #6753
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #1696
What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew...
Quote #16063
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Quote #6372
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.