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There’s a moment coming. It’s not here yet. It’s still on the way. It’s...
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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
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He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what...
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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To find a fault is easy to do better may be difficult.
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...