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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down...
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It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
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How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we...
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Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
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He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....