Quote #15686
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
Quote #11388
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #5780
Laughter is an instant vacation
Quote #1856
Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most...
Quote #7089
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do...
Quote #10565
An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
Quote #6479
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #3686
When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
Quote #21756
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....