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We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very...
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If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
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Identity would seem to be the garment with which one covers the nakedness of...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
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Bluntness is a virtue.
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You are what your deep driving desire is As your deep driving desire is,...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.