Quote #10463
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #4190
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Quote #21224
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #8673
Men seek but one thing in life – their pleasure.
Quote #1439
If nominated, I will not run if elected, I will not serve.
Quote #17724
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
Quote #5764
Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years...
Quote #16420
You look at where you’re going and where you are and it never makes...
Quote #12315
Golf is like a love affair if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no...
Quote #2361
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.