Quote #7101
Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #12324
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is,...
Quote #14888
Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.
Quote #9735
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Quote #15655
Sincerity is the way of Heaven.
Quote #10637
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to...
Quote #16091
A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...
Quote #6056
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #18394
Excellence is the result of caring more than others think is wise risking more...