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If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called...
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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It’s not the rules and regulations you follow carefully that will win you favor...
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I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I...
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May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes one’s own.
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A little in one’s own pocket is better than much in another man’s purse.
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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Quote #2685
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs —...