Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #19512
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
Quote #18770
There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament...
Quote #3627
Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man...
Quote #14494
For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more...
Quote #18752
The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
Quote #10544
Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
Quote #6770
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Quote #20388
If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting,...
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.