Quote #19325
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
Quote #20524
The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Quote #9678
The Soul is the voice of the body’s interests.
Quote #15094
I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
Quote #7848
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Quote #3555
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #4884
The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
Quote #19973
If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
Quote #13424
Love is not blind — it sees more, not less. But because it sees...
Quote #14088
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity...