Quote #15395
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
Quote #9090
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
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There are two kinds of worries — those you can do something about and...
Quote #13319
If Thomas Edison invented electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS...
Quote #3779
The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch...
Quote #4262
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #21036
To err is human.
Quote #11167
That’s the good part of dying when you’ve nothing to lose, you run any...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #6908
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.