Quote #12774
He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #3284
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Quote #5579
If a man has talent and cannot use it, he has failed. If he...
Quote #5067
Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
Quote #7736
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.
Quote #10130
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
Quote #541
Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders...
Quote #3047
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #12517
You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and...
Quote #16172
Smile alot Not only will you turn heads, you’ll turn hearts