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The only time you don’t fail is the last time you try anything —...
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I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
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We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...
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Those who wish to sing always find a song.
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Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
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I have not slept one wink.
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You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total...