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Work is not man’s punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
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The reputation of a thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one...
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An act against my will is not my act.
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
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Prepare your mind to receive the best that life has to offer.
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Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...
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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it,...
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Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before...