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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
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Friends are not the people you meet at the top they are the people...
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Washington is a place where people praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit...
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Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
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Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even...
Quote #3564
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
Quote #3823
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Anything more than the truth would be too much.
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Frank I’d known her for years. We used to go to all the police...
Quote #10247
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...