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My father didn’t tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch...
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An intellectual hate is the worst.
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
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One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
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We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one...
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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
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What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, that in some sense, we are....
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A gentle word is never lost…It cheers the heart when sorrow-tossed, And lulls the...