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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
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Any woman who has a career and a family automatically develops something in the...
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One friend in a lifetime is much two are many three are hardly possible.
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Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...
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What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life.
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When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong– or absolutely...
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Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can...
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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...