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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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Purchase not friends by gifts when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
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Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by...
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After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni
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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
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I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...
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Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.