Quote #9252
Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it...
Quote #16873
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #20460
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #12976
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #17744
The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who...
Quote #11837
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
Quote #18777
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #7836
I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in...
Quote #1762
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to...
Quote #14257
When in the pursuit of happiness Obstacles cross our way, When all seems lost...